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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
♥ Wednesday, October 11, 2006
YO DUDES AND DUDETTES. Heh.
Oh, my God. My shoulders and back feel so ancient. I'm aching everywhere.
My point is, now Cherntze and Kaini are each watching! Drama serials on their computers! And they are tempting me and they are irritating! ): Especially Cherntze's XJXX THEME SONG. Oh my. I mean the irritating part and not the tempting part. Don't ever let her read this. Go away EOYs. SHOO. BOO NANNY NANNY POO POO ): I seriously can't stand school anymore, it's making me go bananas.
Talking about bananas. Yes. I lost my house keys and so last night I was talking to my mom and I'll give you an excerpt of the conversation. Why are excerpts ALWAYS lame?
.mom: people with evil thoughts might go to the house mah
me: mom look. one, the security guards will stop them. two, they dont know which unit it is. three, there are uncle cleaners on the corridors, REMEMBER? if they try to rob they shall KAPOW and POKE them with their MOPS.
mom : no, but at night it'll be quiet and the people with evil intentions might rob the house you know! it's so quiet.
mom: like the jungle.
mom: not even flies.
mom: not even mosquitos.
mom: not even mangoes.
mom: not even bananas.
me: MOM. what is with silence and bananas?!?!?!
So you see? Clearly my surroundings are getting lamer and lamer by the day with:
CHLOE THE SPIDER (it's still alive. seriously)
MY MOM AND DAD AND SILENCE AND BANANAS.(please. no)
THE SHEEP AND WHALE AND PENGUIN.(waddle, baa. BLOW YOUR BLOWHOLE)
THE MAHARAJA (bwaha)
THE BARREL OF JELLY (bwaha)
BULBY( the plant not the person)
BS SECURITY GUARDS.(one waved at me while i was on the phone at the balcony -.-)
PIZZA AND KFC AND MAC CUSTOMER SERVICES PERSONNEL(they cant stop introducing promotional items and asking you to order side dishes)
THE XJXX THEME SONG. (PLEASE. dont even try to imitate it)
LUCY'S ELEVEN JOHNNY DEPP PICTURES ON HER WALL ABOVE HER.(arranged 3-2-1-2-3)
MR TAN IM-NOT-CRYING-ITS-JUST-THE-SUN (RIGHT. last pe lesson. how traumatising)
DEMISE OF CLASS NETBALL AND HOUSE KEYS(oh where oh where did my babies go. oh where oh where can they be?)
OF COURSE MY LAMENESS. (YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, DOODS. mooooooo) Ohwell. I'm going to sleep. Another day of work tomorrow.MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(bye in cow language)
