Tuesday, February 13, 2007
♥ Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The doctor's trip was bloody amusing.
OH AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE RECEPTIONISTS. One of them was from rg! They were so friendly and nice! Yay I'll see them after CNY, cos i need to go back for a check up anyway. Well, we went there, it was at mount elizabeth, and then after seeing my neurologist he asked me to go down and take xrays. i am scared of xrays, although ive already done it before. cos it kills all my cells, and im just scared of cancer. boohoohoo.
anyway, so i went down, and i waited for a lonngggg time, before i finally had to go in the room. and on the way there, there was this male nurse leading the way, and he was holding my card of particulars, like name and age and stuff, and he asked me to go in this room, and there was a lady nurse asking about the time of the month to which i replied appropriately. (HAHAHA)
and then a few seconds later he came into the room, and he confirmed once that i certify that i am not pregnant (you're not pregnant, right? NO im not) and then one more time (how old are you now? fourteen this year) and then they had to make me read through this brochure on how xrays can affect gestation. -.- and i had to SIGN IT. which feels sooo wrongggg. my god. the whole brochure was about INFORMATION.
anyway, it turned out that i had to take four xrays, not one. -.-
and then i was trying to get a taxi to get home myself, and no taxi would come to paragon and there was a long queue, i was first in line though. but this lady behind, she asked if i minded if we shared a cab, and i said no cos she was in a hurry anyway, and i ahve nothing to lose, because there is no way she can be a perverted old woman, right? oh, she paid half of the taxi fare, yay.
and we FINALLY got a taxi, oh my god i swear my back was going to just break apart and die, and we got in. so we talked in the taxi. AND. guess what was the first question she asked me. okay i'll just do it as a dialogue. SCREENPLAY!
DAY
janet: do you have kids?
me: *LOOKS AT HER WITH BEWILDERMENT* NO I DONT.
janet: really? *look surprised* you look familiar, what's your husband's surname?
me: *LOOKS EVEN MORE BEWILDERED* UM, IM NOT MARRIED.
janet: really? *LOOKS IN BEWILDERMENT TOO*
me: IM STILL A STUDENT.
janet: no, you look really familiar, oh, where have i seen you before, i remember it was at this dinner... *keeps thinking*
me: *-.-* im still studying, at rgs.
janet: *LOOKS VERY BEWILDERED AND SURPRISED* REALLY?!
me: -.-
janet: well, you do look like the lady i saw at this dinner, though... *keeps thinking*
-.- SO. CAN YOU SEE HOW OLD I LOOK.
COME TO THINK OF IT I SHOULD HAVE JUST LIED TO HER. AHAHAHAH. LIKE, I HAVE FIVE KIDS, AND MY HUSBAND'S SURNAME IS MOOOO.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
IM SO AMUSED.
EVEN WITH MY BACK HALF BROKEN.
IM STILL SO AMUSED BY JANET.
SHE LIVES IN VANCOUVER.
AAAA ISNT THAT JUST SO COOL.
BUT I AM NOT MARRIED!
okay. cool down, mrs moooo. cool down or mr moooo will moo.
OMG IM SO LAME.
okay im goign to do mathss. cos my back just DIES from one day of school, my back's so tired it cant even sit man.
okay bye!
LOVE, MRS MOOOO.
