Saturday, May 26, 2007
♥ Saturday, May 26, 2007
Top Ten Reasons Why Singaporeans Commit Suicide; (Purely fictional. Any person resembling characters are completely coincidental)
1) Lack of taxi flow in Ngee Ann City.
2) Unfilled bookshelves of Sarah Dessen books because they are sold out everywhere.
3) Not being able to find a suitable nice simple yet beautiful blogskin.
4) Phones not being able to receive signal even though they are on open field.
5) Bladder desperation at Orchard toilets.
6) Esprit sales and its (naturally very slow) fitting room queues.
7) The heat.
8) Exorbitant prices of luggages, baby shoes and children's clothes.
9) Six hours of shopping wearing heels.
10) Queues at food courts.
I could go on and on and on.
Top Ten Tips For City-Shoppers;
1) Sip bubble tea slowly when knowing that you are going to queue at Esprit during the Great Singapore Sale.
2) Hire a chauffeur for a day. Alternatively own a pelican with a beak large enough to store all your shopping goods without getting them wet.
3) Do NOT wear heels.
4) Bring at least a thousand dollars when you know that you are going to cross Wisma/Taka/Paragon.
5) Eat sea-sickness medicine before shopping.
6) Bring your own potty.
7) DO NOT GO TO NGEE ANN CITY/ VIVOCITY.
8) Go shopping only when you are ponning school, i.e school hours during school days.
9) Go to an ulu bookstore when looking for bestsellers to spend money on.
10) Buy a cab.
Also;
Top Ten No-nos during Birthday Month;
1) Bring aunt to city.
2) Attempt to fly with a red polka dotted umbrella.
3) Go shopping. You'll want everything.
4) Wear winnie the pooh watches.
5) Attempt to buy gifts for cousins younger than you by 5 years. (You'll end up at the Winx department)
6) Buy luggages personally. After seeing the price tag you freak out.
7) Go to breadtalk.
8) Drink herbal tea.
9) Go bowling.
10) Play guitar. (However rule going to be severely violated)
Out.
