Thursday, July 26, 2007
♥ Thursday, July 26, 2007
This is something from Kathy's blog:
1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
2. Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
4. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.
6. Jessica has three eyelids.
7. About one tenth of Jessica is permanently covered in ice.
8. Jessica Juwono will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!
9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Jessica Juwono on New Year's Day.
10. A lump of Jessica the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
And others:
1) Kevin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
2) Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of kevin.
3) Research indicates that kevin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
4) Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and kevin are all berries.
5) Kevin is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
6) To check whether kevin is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten kevin will sink, and fresh kevin will float.
7) Kevin is the world's tallest woman.
8) Kevinolatry is the mindless worship of kevin!
9) Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like kevin.
10) A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for kevin, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sara.
2.If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sara!
3.Sara is 984 feet tall.
4.Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sara!
5.It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sara!
6.Sara is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7.Sara was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sara from each salad served in first class!
9.The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sara.
10.Baby swans are called Sara.
Fransisca can taste with her feet!
All swans in England belong to fransisca.
In 1982 Time Magazine named fransisca its 'Man of the Year'.
In Chinese, the sound 'fransisca' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
You share your birthday with fransisca.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed fransisca would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating fransisca at least three times a week!
Fransisca can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
Czar Paul I banished fransisca to Siberia for marching out of step.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained fransisca.
April can taste with her feet.
In Chinese, the sound 'april' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
Tradition allows women to propose to april only during leap years.
In Japan, april can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil april!
More people are killed by april each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
The difference between april and a village is that april does not have a church.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have april floating in their swimming pools.
April is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
April can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Four-fifths of the surface of priscilla is covered in water.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating priscilla from each salad served in first class!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear priscilla had to pay a special priscilla tax!
Priscilla will always turn right when leaving a cave.
Priscilla is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
If you lace priscilla from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
During World War II, Americans tried to train priscilla to drop bombs!
Priscilla can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
Priscilla is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
If you blow out all the candles on priscilla with one breath, your wish will come true!
Over 46,000 pieces of rachel float on every square mile of ocean!
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of rachel orbiting the Earth.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of rachel!
The word 'samba' means 'to rub rachel'.
The only Englishman to become rachel was Nicholas Breakspear, who was rachel from 1154 to 1159.
Peanuts and rachel are beans.
Native Americans never actually ate rachel; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
There are 336 dimples on rachel.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as rachel.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than rachel.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, kristalynn has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
Kristalynn invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
Kristalynnolatry is the mindless worship of kristalynn.
Kristalynn will often glow under UV light.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like kristalynn.
It's bad luck to whistle near kristalynn!
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of kristalynn orbiting the Earth.
In 1982 Time Magazine named kristalynn its 'Man of the Year'.
Kristalynn is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as kristalynn!
About 100 people choke to death on daniel each year!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The daniel state'.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of daniel.
A lump of daniel the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
There are six towns named daniel in the United States.
Until the 1960s, daniel was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
Never store daniel at room temperature!
An average beaver can cut down daniel every year!
Daniel cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Daniel.
The porpoise is second to lucy as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of lucy, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
There are six towns named lucy in the United States.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained lucy.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than lucy.
Scientists believe that lucy began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
Lucy can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten lucy!
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of lucy!
The international dialling code for lucy is 672.
WHAHAHA FUNNY. Done.
