Tuesday, August 28, 2007
♥ Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Okay, I am a sadist, and I'm trying to make everyone lose their appetites like I've lost it:

That. Is my rat trap.
Yes. Rat trap. To counter the rats in my house, I bought grey/brown/black sticky sticky icky yucky glue, smeared it on cardboard (after some twenty minutes, THE GLUE IS SO SO SUCKILY STICKY), cut some onions, and threw them in the centre of the whole gross mass of cow shit.
I'M TELLING YOU IT SMELLS AND LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE COW SHIT.
I almost stuck a raw chicken leg in the middle of it all and garnished it with tomato skin and onions.
I'm telling you, if the rats don't get caught, i am going to kill myself.
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