Sunday, August 26, 2007
♥ Sunday, August 26, 2007
THERE ARE RATS IN MY HOUSE!!!!
I spotted one climbing out of my kitchen window (yuck!) two nights ago at three in the morning while i was (hehe) stealing an 'early morning snack'. It was KITTY SIZED (as daniel would know after countless freak outs at his blog and inbox) and BROWN and it had A TAIL.
Okay, so the tail part isn't very surprising since all rats have tails anyway, but it's still scary!
And then my aunt saw one running about in the living room (LIVING ROOM!!!) and to the kitchen. She said it was big; but she saw another one last night! A smaller one, according to her, in the kitchen, running to the fridge.
And so I waited by the kitchen (my kitchen and dining room and living room are open, no doors) withmy legs on the chair as well holding the phone talking to Jess watching for any kitty-sized rats to run past.
After which, I called my dad, who suaned me by saying that even if I see the rat run past, I'll be too scared to kill it which is true because I have no guts to kill anything bigger than ants, which is very stupid because I am bigger than rats but whatever. My dad still suaned me! He suaned me!
It's KITTY SIZED. IT'S BIG!!!!! IT'S HUGE!
HOW SCARY IS THAT?!?!?!
So I had late lunch at Jack's Place with my aunt and oh my god she ate a lot but I ate a lot too so yeah.
Oh yes oh shit. My cousin just threw this wooden duck (YES YINGTING THAT DUCK) down the window!!!!! Lucky it didn't hit the ground floor or we'd be sued for killer litter which is not good.
Wait you didn't need to know that.
I'm doing math. I'll come back tomorrow okay bye!
