Wednesday, September 05, 2007
♥ Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Okay, I'm not particularly a crazy-bitchy-trend-fashion-star-what-are-you-wearing-to-the-emmys follower, but I seriously have to commend (AND UNCOMMEND) a few dresses.
Let's get down to business, shall we?
COSMOPOP

Fergie. I'll start easy.
Okay, I have to admit. Just look at her dress, okay, LOOK. It's just so shiny, so dazzling, so...beautiful. And her hair is gelled and combed and nice and...hot, like her make up is balanced and nice and shiny and goes like, really well with the dress. It's beautiful and perfect. Unlike her WITHOUT boy scout uniforms and checkers and other stuff, or this:

Now can EVERYBODY just LOOK at the MONKEY. THE MONKEY. WHAT IS WITH THE MONKEY?! Yeah, I know Kipling loves monkeys and I have Kipling and yes, the monkeys are cute on Kiplings, but Fergie. Seriously. That doll reminds me of KingKong, except that now he's the hostage instead of that dude. He's hanging on your WAIST, Fergie, WAIST. Not cool!
I'll have to disappoint you, Daniel, as much as I agree with you that Big Girls Don't Cry is a really good number for such a hot voice; monkeys are just not your thing, Fergie. Really not. Okay to just help me out a little bit with the monkey:

I'll give you twenty, Daniel, that if you accidentally bump into her, lemon juice will start squirting out of her skin and she'll change her name to Spongey Sponge. She looks like a lemon, okay? Really. And Fergie. Please. Your hair is hot and beautiful and natural as it is so(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) don't hurt your fragile strands of blonde like that, okay?
(Oh, and I seriously, seriously, seriously want to buy her legs)
Okay, let's move on: Luciana Barroso

I am seriously buying up all the dresses of that fashion line. I rest my case. Luciana Barroso is a beautiful woman.
The last one, I promise:

Have I EVER mentioned how much I LOVE Sandra Bullock. Look at her! JUST LOOK AT HER. She's radiant and as much juxatoposition-ing this is to her event (Premonition premiere) she is just one really, really, really, really, hot, babe.
I think I'll never stop admiring Bullock. Especially after Lake House.
Okay, out.
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