So on Friday jess and I were supposed to meet at cold storage to get groceries and as expected the girl was late. So I finished all the shopping by the time she came in staggering with let's see, five bags. My dear it only lasts one night! So then we paid and my mom picked us up and we embarked on our adventurous journey to sentosa. (HAHA yingting this is amazing!)

We got there at noon and checked in happy and hungry then my mom left and we lazed around and then went to lunch at sakae where the soba sucked and jess put the contents of a raw quail egg (honey, it is STILL gross) into the sauce I mean yuck! I told her that egg has six times more cholesterol than a chicken egg and she freaked out for five seconds and resumed eating -.-

We paid and went back to the hotel only to be informed that everybody else was coming at 5.30 earliest walao they left me to be devoured by the raw-quail-egg-devouring woman. So we both lazed around and she harrassed and attacked me for the rest of the time while watching a HBO movie starring jojo and snuggling into the bed. Then daniel called and jess was hit by a horrendous but otherwise brilliant idea and insisted that daniel buy ham and cheese and bread and butter so she could make breakfast for everyone the next morning. 

And then she came up with an even better idea and told daniel not to buy butter and steal butter from macdonald's instead -.-

So in the end i think daniel and sarah were too paiseh to steal butter from macdonalds and came without butter. Then we decided that they were gonna reach soon and sat by the windowsill stuffing pringles and drinking green tea. Then ten minutes later sarah calls and she passes the phone to daniel and daniel asks me what kind of ham i want -.- The conversation was interesting and then he asked me what kind of cheese I want (-.-) and asked me which brand of bread I want (-.-!!!!) and I chanted a 'kraft kraft kraft kraft' mantra until he got what I meant and I hung up and Jess said she was bored so she put on her blades and stumbledrolledalmostdied onto the road she said she wanted to pick daniel and sarah up. So by the time we got onto the road we decided to check out the attractions and we didn't and jess decided to change into normal shoes after a few almost falling incidents and us looking gay holding hands (I was trying to protect her! she was going to fall and break her head!) so we went back and she changed.

Oh by the way I think I have a bladder problem i peed 12 times in the first two hours we got there.

Daniel and Sarah EVENTUALLY reached and they rang the doorbell and jess was excitedly going to answer the door and she was all HONEY THEY'RE HEREEEEE and the moment she opened the door she saw sarah's MOM and at the same time my dad called! So I was like ohshitohshit and ran out to answer the call. After reassuring my dad that no, i didn't want to be fetched home I went back in and Sarah's nice and adorable mother asked me questions and I looked at the room turns out jess and i'd trashed the room in four hours hahaha! So yes, I assured that it'd be fine and she went off. After a while we decided to go to the beach.

And then tragedy struck.

We were playing ten metres away my bag which had my entire life's savings and jess' phone and ipod and wallet and we turned around for two minutes and two minutes later I turned back and poof, the bloody bag was gone.

Apparently someone had been eyeing the bag and stole it the minute we turned back. Curse the fishified idiot if I ever meet him I'd be beating the shit out of his poor little soul and he'll be begging himself out to please have mercy your honorable justice.

So we found sentosa staff and they called the ranger WHO TOOK TEN MINUTES TO REACH THE LUGE ON A MOTORCYCLE and took my statement and called a police who arrived HALF AN HOUR later ON CAR I was damn pissed off at the slowness efficiency where's the decency in this, huh?

Anyway I'm over that I'm not over that the bloody poltegheist thief stole my entire life's savings he is such a bitch.

We went back to the hotel room and I was devastated and I felt so, so broke I have never felt that broke in my ENTIRE life. Of course since that was my ENTIRE life's savings you bloody fool stupid thief. You are plain shit.

Jess and I were all moody and all and then we settled in and I went out to call my mom and she didn't scold me and after I hung up I started crying. Just then Jess came out and saw me crying and I hugged her and she started crying and everything was hectic I just didn't remember but it was really. Honestly. I miss all of this. I miss you jess.

My 'boyfriend' just said something touching so yes thank you my dear you are so loved (PUN INTENDED AHHAHAHA)

So then my two best friends sprang a surprise cake on me and jerald (for his birthday) I loved it and it's just so super memorable. Thanks okay you guys the cake totally made my day (jerald i believe it made yours too) because I was really upset over the bloody thief. and jerald and sarah oh my god I really love winnie the sarabjit chee thanks, you guys. If this is farewell then I honestly want more farewells!

Honestly, sentosa was like SURVIVOR everybody agrees.

And then we went to the pool and FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED I guess daniel will be working on it after he comes back from walking dear, dear cassie.

So that night only jerald and jess slept (after the girl practically slept on me) and the rest of us (besides yingting who napped five minute cycles) didn't sleep. We actually watched tv it was some gay show (HAHA) and then ellen and then tyra WHO TALKED ABOUT PURITY BALLS OMGZZZ and then MARTHA STEWART painting glue onto cardboard snowflakes and cooking up some weird stuff I did not want to know. Played cards. Nyehehe. I'm lazy to detail this post cause I'm sleepy and tired. Then we woke the lazybums up for sunrise and my honey made a big fuss about waking up in the middle of the night and made breakfast which everybody refused except me at first but then daniel finally agreed that it was wonderful and everybody dug in. Then we went and didn't REALLY actually watch the sunrise thanks to science which says that the sun rises from the east and we were at the south -.-

Then blah, normal stuff. Eh daniel how to make your narrations interesting! It's not working! 

But sentosa's taught me a lot of things. About life and friendship and family and a lot of other lessons that will hopefully help me through everything else. But I'll forever remember I survived Sentosa oh my god. Learnt that there are thieves and bad people around so you must always protect yourself. And that friends will always surprise you and make you feel special and that they'll love you and support you and try to solve whatever you need to be solved. Friends don't blame each other friends give hugs(jess yingting) and winnie the sarabjit chees (sarah jerald) and tiramisu (jess daniel) and pays for your meals (yingting) and sing sixlittleduckswentoutoneday with you while balancing by the poolside and let you hear fahrenheit's embarrassing moments (sarah) and bring chopsticks and cup noodles (jerald) and wouldhavebrokenthewindowandjumpeddowntheroofifisawastrangerrunawaywithyourbag (daniel) and listens on the phone while you're crying your eyes out (yingting) and best friends, best friends give everything.

Family's just there they always, forever love you. They're always there by your side and mommy listens to you and doesn't scold me and sends me money and daddy tears when he hears you crying on his chest and sings you edelweiss to sleep.

You have to take responsibility for what you did. if you lost someone's things you explain to them personally. If you planned the sleepover you make sure everybody is alive and well and full and happy and not watching gay movies or brokeback mountain.

Thank you everybody, for making sentosa a good time because tell you the truth, I needed that.

A lot more to tell you , but I'm leaving it to winnie the chee.

Suddenly don't feel like leaving. My stomach is insane again a wet tissue fell into my bowl of ramen and I ate the noodles and I'm poisoned I want to go to the hospital.