Saturday, February 23, 2008
♥ Saturday, February 23, 2008
12 silliest things (netball) coaches say:
1. "I think you have eyes can you see where the ball is going?!"
2. "Do you want to play the game or not?!"
3. "What kind of pass is that?! Do you want me to slap you?!"
4. "Did I teach you to throw into the defenders hands?!"
5. "Ni shi ge ben dan!" (Translation: "You are stupid!")
6. "Do you hate your opponent?! Do you hate your opponent?!!" (failed bit to rally confidence)
7. “Why are you smiling? You very happy is it?"
8. "When she is going to score, you push her over! You go for her legs! You kick her! You don’t stand there and stare!!!"
9. "Har? ni zai pai zhao ah? xiang ge mu tou yi yang!" (Translation: Huh? Are you taking a picture? Stand like wooden-block like that!)
10. " Who teach you one? Your Grandma is it?"
11. “Move like a butterfly, sting like a bee, just try not to fall down lah.” (ZOMG LOL LA )
12. " You wanna come back to the bench and drink kopi with me?"
MOVE LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE WALAO!!! I'm gonna use that when I become a netball coach I tell you and everyone will laughhhh.
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